Sub Contractor : a gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or dealTender Submission : a poker game in which the losing hand winsTender Sum : a wild guess carried out to two decimal placesSuccessful Tender : a contractor who is wondering what he left outArchitect’s Estimate : a cost of construction in heavenManagement Contract: the technique of losing your shirt under perfect controlCompletion Date: the point at which liquidated damages begin.Liquidated Damages: a penalty for failing to achieve the impossibleQuantity Surveyors: people who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.Lawyers: people who go in after the Quantity surveyors and strip the bodies.
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